David Leitko

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2026

Vincent: Doofus mode, activate! #CatsOfMastodon

A black cat sprawled out on his back with his paws in the air

Cat? I don’t see a cat! #Caturday

Orange cat buried in laundry

Cat tails with Vincent and Elliott. #Caturday

A black cat plays with an orange cat tail

You can’t put Elliott in a box. He takes care of that himself. he thinks he’s getting away with something. Happy #Caturday

A zany ginger cat in a cardboard box.

Did I interrupt something? #caturday

Four cats on a bed

Count the kitties! #Caturday

Four cats all snuggling together on a blanket

2025

Happy #caturday from Elliott!

Orange and white cat sleeping with his head upside down and a paw on his chin

Vincent says happy #caturday

A black kitten with yellow eyes lying on his back with his legs spread out

I call Asher “The Wolf” after the cleaner in Pulp Fiction (Harvey Keitel.) He will definitely clean up your mess but his methods can be a bit unconventional. Manny was enjoying a solo bath when Vincent decided to join in. #caturday

Two grey cats, one bathing the other

Two grey cats and a black kitten. One grey cat is licking the black kittens head.

I unenrolled from the Democratic party today and am now registered Independent. I’ve been registered as a Democrat since my 18th birthday and voted entirely democratic my whole life. The Democratic leadership is no longer fighting for the principals I thought we shared. #FuckChuck

Schumer is a putz

Did you feel that? Ten minutes of dipshit diplomacy has pivoted the world on its AXIS. America is no longer the “leader of the free world.” We have clearly signaled that we are only in it for the grift. Allegiance? Integrity? Nah, not any more. Coin operated. Dreadful.

Et tu, Apple? 😔

A ridiculously misnamed Gulf in Apple Maps

🍿 The Substance (2024) ★★★★ - This review may contain spoilers. I really enjoyed the first two acts. Things kind of went off the rails in Act 3 IMHO. The end felt like a Troma film from 30 years ago. I love the concept and the execution for those first 2/3rds, though!  Wish they had stuck the finish instead of taking it to ridiculous and beyond.

Seeking name ideas for two identical black cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ who are joining our tribe. The other names in the household are Elliott (orange), Asher (grey with stripes), Winston (orange), and Manny (grey with brown stripes, long hair.) I really want to name them both Agent Smith, but not sure I can sell it.